Feed from the OC

Okay kids, here is how this is going to work: I'm leaving my laptop open and will just post stuff as it comes to me. Almost like a stream of consciousness post so that I can look busy while I sit here. Unless someone comes up next to me and reads this over my shoulder. Then I'll have to switch to a more respectable site like The Smithsonian or something.
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2:29 pm

Man I LOVE blogging from the Hospital! There's really nothing like it. All kinds of great things to see and do and SMELL! Fantastic.
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2:31 pm

My first question is, Why on earth is Scarlett Johanssen on the cover of the WebMD magazine? Was Redbook not biting?
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2:36 pm

I ran to the bathroom really quick while Matt filled out paperwork and when I came back into the waiting room, I bumped into a former student! Crazy. Keep him in your prayers because apparently he's having similar symptoms as Matt but he did the whole Colonoscopy thing last year.
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2:40 pm

I also kind of wish that they had big comfy chairs to sit in while we waited.
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2:43 pm

Man there are a lot of old people here.
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2:50 pm

For the love of all that is good, who picks this music?
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2:51 pm

You that one guy on twitter who blogs about stuff his 72 year old dad says? It's not exactly family friendly (the actual account name isn't family friendly) so I won't quote any of it here. But believe me it's funny. Well, I'm sitting one chair away from an older couple who are going through a sack full of prescription bottles and reading off their names and what they do and then arguing over the accurate pronunciation of the meds. DUDE, now he wants to know what she did with the extra pork chop from last night. Did she leave it on the counter? Put it in the refrigerator (that would be my guess) or feed it to the dog? Seriously people, this stuff writes itself.
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3:05 pm

The old people have stopped talking. Or stopped being funny. Pick one.
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3:06 pm

Even better! The little girl from earlier is back-oh wait, she's gone.
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3:06 pm

Do you think it's safe to leave my laptop unattended while I use the restroom. What if PC couple (Pork Chop) gets curious about what I'm doing and then find themselves forever enshrined on the Interwebs?
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3:24 pm

Time to go meet the doctor!!