*face palm*
Put your hands down, fools! Family friendly? From the performer who brought us "Single Ladies", "Bootylicious", "Crazy in Love", "Diva", "Telephone" (with Lady Gaga), "Get Me Bodied" and "Naughty Girl"?
Next year, save yourself the trouble of being offended by turning off the TV at halftime and go outside for a game of touch football with your kids. You might want to turn off the commercials too just in case Go Daddy decides once again save us the trouble of having to go to their website to finish watching their icky commercial.
1.5. On a related note, I completely loved Beyonce's halftime show for the following reasons:
Exhibit A: That girl is not shaped like a toothpick. I mean, she looks better than most of America but she's obviously not starving herself to squeeze into a size zero jeans. Though I suppose she just cuts the legs off of those size zeros and has her costume designer turn them into some kind of uber-sexy unitard. You mean I've been wearing PANTS when I could wear a leotard?! Most of us just buy pants. Please America, stick with pants.
Exhibit B: Two words: Destiny's Child.
Exhibit C: A few more words: Destiny's Child singing single ladies would have made my college years (especially my dorm years) so much better. I was stuck with Britney's Oops I Did It Again. Can you imagine how great my best friends and I would have been at the Single Ladies dance?
Exhibit D: ummmm...it probably would have looked more like this.
2. "Hey guy in the red truck who's driving down the middle of the street through my neighborhood: Get out of my lane, I have a baby in the car!" Said the girl who just drove the wrong way down a one way street.
3. After reading through the last couple of years' comments in my Blogger Comment Inbox, I think my husband might have a point when he says I don't pay attention to everything he says because I don't remember half of the comments that you guys posted. But if he asks, I will deny that you and I ever had this conversation.
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